This is the "no news" period before the apocalypse-like storm

[Cyrano]

Well, let's see what's in the news:

Mitch McConnell became a zombie for 19 seconds.

Hunter Biden's laptop has been more examined than the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Texas Governor Abbott and Florida Governor DeSantis are each trying to prove they're a bigger prick than the other.

"America's Mayor" Rudy, admits to "not telling the truth." Is that the same as lying?

The thugs in The House want to impeach Joe Biden for ... you pick it.

Climate change is going to kill us sooner than we thought, but not this month.

But we're all waiting for the big one: The indictment of tfg for trying to overthrow the government of the United States.

And when it happens, we all know he will threaten to destroy anyone in the universe who believes this hoax.

Will it happen today? Will it happen tomorrow? Will it happen before I post this? Will it matter?

Ahh, there's the question. Will it matter? I, for one, don't believe it will lose him a single vote.

And, if I'm right about that, America has become far more fucked up than any of us thought possible.

Can you believe that this grotesque creature could actually end up winning/stealing the next election?

I'm doing everything I personally can to stop it, but I'm also keeping my passport up to date.