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Orrex

(67,294 posts) Tue Jul 29, 2025, 07:16 AM Jul 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Simultaneous coronaries while engaged in a shoving match with Rupert?

Crushed when the Kennedy Center collapsed on him and his delightful wife?

Torn apart by feral hounds because he's all over the Epstein list?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 2025 OP

Died alone on Alcatraz as he wanted island "privilege?" SheltieLover Jul 2025 #1

Kilt by a Scottish adder. twodogsbarking Jul 2025 #2

Nope Gimpyknee Jul 2025 #3

Boys in the news room got a running bet. Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Jul 2025 #4

What are the odds of them being able to get a shot of her not laughing her ass off? 11 Bravo Jul 2025 #20

No but malaise Jul 2025 #5

Died from Anaphylactic Shock brought on by a bagpipe allergy surfered Jul 2025 #6

"Enough already!..." hlthe2b Jul 2025 #7

Taken captive by secretive Scottish clan Marthe48 Jul 2025 #8

SNORT!!! niyad Jul 2025 #13

I love updating old jokes Marthe48 Jul 2025 #15

Today's T-shirt CaptainTruth Jul 2025 #9

Still waiting... soon, i pray Moostache Jul 2025 #10

That could very well be what happens. Dulcinea Jul 2025 #18

Had a conniption when an aide revealed that "incompressible jizz trumpet" wasn't meant as a compliment. Harker Jul 2025 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #12

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Jul 2025 #14

Now would be good LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2025 #16

No, but when he does BWdem4life Jul 2025 #17

Not last night, damn, hopeful it will be today, then. republianmushroom Jul 2025 #19

felled by a skelpit lug in the heid wi' a fleein' moldy stinkin' haggis Wicked Blue Jul 2025 #21