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21. felled by a skelpit lug in the heid wi' a fleein' moldy stinkin' haggis

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 04:13 PM

Jul 2025

Afterward the haggis complained that the stench was too much for it.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 2025 OP

Died alone on Alcatraz as he wanted island "privilege?" SheltieLover Jul 2025 #1

Kilt by a Scottish adder. twodogsbarking Jul 2025 #2

Nope Gimpyknee Jul 2025 #3

Boys in the news room got a running bet. Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Jul 2025 #4

No but malaise Jul 2025 #5

Died from Anaphylactic Shock brought on by a bagpipe allergy surfered Jul 2025 #6

"Enough already!..." hlthe2b Jul 2025 #7

Taken captive by secretive Scottish clan Marthe48 Jul 2025 #8

SNORT!!! niyad Jul 2025 #13

I love updating old jokes Marthe48 Jul 2025 #15

Today's T-shirt CaptainTruth Jul 2025 #9

Still waiting... soon, i pray Moostache Jul 2025 #10

That could very well be what happens. Dulcinea Jul 2025 #18

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #12

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Jul 2025 #14

Now would be good LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2025 #16

No, but when he does BWdem4life Jul 2025 #17

Not last night, damn, hopeful it will be today, then. republianmushroom Jul 2025 #19

felled by a skelpit lug in the heid wi' a fleein' moldy stinkin' haggis Wicked Blue Jul 2025 #21