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Orrex

(66,902 posts) Thu Jul 31, 2025, 06:13 AM Jul 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Died during press briefing after incessant on-camera fluffing by RFK Jr and Dr. Oz?

Killed by mysterious "orange shape" during a "missing" minute?

Cardiac arrest while "protecting" Mar a Lago's teenage staff from poachers?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 2025 OP

Someone looked at him, determined he was done & stuck a fork in him? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #1

Fatal whiplash from flip-flopping on espstein issues? malaise Jul 2025 #6

Waiting for the typical he must've been a covffee boy SheltieLover Jul 2025 #11

You're on a roll. surfered Jul 2025 #35

Thx! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #37

Chief Longtie got his necktie stuck in the car door as Melaaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaah drove off. twodogsbarking Jul 2025 #2

Swallowed a bee while cheating on the golf course? 🐝 ⛳️ Tanuki Jul 2025 #3

Sweet as drumroll... malaise Jul 2025 #5

I don't know why he swallowed a bee.... Tanuki Jul 2025 #7

Haha malaise Jul 2025 #8

First thing that popped into my head! Ocelot II Jul 2025 #29

I wish he'd flee! Tanuki Jul 2025 #44

Sounds like Kapur was demonstrating repuke family values SheltieLover Jul 2025 #13

You never know how fast you can undress until you have had yellow jackets in your pants stinging you. twodogsbarking Jul 2025 #25

can confirm. mopinko Jul 2025 #28

Also if you are nailing barbed wire to a tree and there is a hornet's nest in the tree they will sting your hands. twodogsbarking Jul 2025 #30

No but malaise Jul 2025 #4

Nope Gimpyknee Jul 2025 #9

Drowned in the water hazard on the golf course Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 2025 #10

Maybe there were electric sharks in the water? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #12

I just want him to stroke out badly and be caught on camera drooling on the dias and unable to speak or move. lark Jul 2025 #14

One day closer n/t whopis01 Jul 2025 #15

Another day of disappointment in the obituaries WestMichRad Jul 2025 #16

Today's meme CaptainTruth Jul 2025 #17

YES!!! niyad Jul 2025 #21

Ah! That's good, it should be on billboards all over the place. 😀 Dave Bowman Jul 2025 #31

Yeah! Let's get the "gang" back together... hlthe2b Jul 2025 #34

Perfect! ShazzieB Jul 2025 #47

Glad you liked it! CaptainTruth Jul 2025 #55

Love it malaise Jul 2025 #49

Perhaps karma will extract some measure of comeuppance EYESORE 9001 Jul 2025 #18

More satisfying than death Martin Eden Jul 2025 #19

We can have both malaise Jul 2025 #50

Yes -- consequences first, then miserable death Martin Eden Jul 2025 #51

I was sitting here earlier this afternoon wondering how the hell malaise Jul 2025 #52

With a Hell of a lot of enablers in high places Martin Eden Jul 2025 #53

Yes indeed malaise Jul 2025 #54

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #20

Soon... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #22

Very soon🥂🍾 surfered Jul 2025 #36

And not biblically "soon" either SheltieLover Jul 2025 #42

Boys in the news room got a running bet. Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Jul 2025 #23

You have dirty laundry. twodogsbarking Jul 2025 #24

Yuge dirty laundry. The biggest pile of shit stained laundry ever. SheltieLover Jul 2025 #26

I favor the Roadrunner method Bayard Jul 2025 #27

"OMG, No?" hlthe2b Jul 2025 #32

Just returned from a trip snd I feel just like that and I need a haircut surfered Jul 2025 #38

I'm having a morning that has me looking just like him- so, why not project... lol hlthe2b Jul 2025 #45

pooooor, cuuuuute kitteh!!! niyad Jul 2025 #39

Bad hair day or Einsteinian genius? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #40

Killed by a bullshit avalanche. Dave Bowman Jul 2025 #33

He *is* the bullshit avalanche. GopherGal Jul 2025 #46

Not yet, damn but another day closer. republianmushroom Jul 2025 #41

"...Sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older..." Dulcinea Jul 2025 #43

Still waiting. *weary sigh* ShazzieB Jul 2025 #48

What's keeping you? The Grand Illuminist Jul 2025 #56