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littlemissmartypants

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6. 🌞Good morning, Orrex. Love the caveat.

Sun Mar 22, 2026, 10:43 AM

Sunday

Not to criticize your choices, I'm visualizing a Capri Sun with dehydration and choking. The result of being too weak to both insert the straw* and chew his way in with the outcome of tiny pieces (of the horrible container **) becoming lodged in both the esophagus and airway.

*Who among us while volunteering at some youth group function has not struggled with that damn straw?
**With what kind of horrible combination of plastic are those threats to the environment constructed?

This is not an endorsement of Capri Sun. It is, however, an endorsement of the thing we're all waiting for, lividity.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. Stay strong. Stay encouraged. Keep the faith.

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