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19. Back when my evangelical father was trying to convert me, my husband, and our children

Wed May 22, 2013, 05:12 PM

May 2013

my husband would tell him, "When God grows back my non-existent eyeball, then I'll convert."

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Hey Pat Robertson! Wanna convert my Hebraic ass? [View all] MannyGoldstein May 2013 OP

Nice one, Manny. R&K nt longship May 2013 #1

I can't imagine Pat Robinson in a Speedo! Rosa Luxemburg May 2013 #2

A just and merciful God would never let Pat Robertson appear in public The Velveteen Ocelot May 2013 #3

Lol ananda May 2013 #4

Sounds fair. Daemonaquila May 2013 #5

You are so going to hell ashling May 2013 #6

Haha, you tell 'em Manny. AverageJoe90 May 2013 #7

Bible Belt Iliyah May 2013 #9

Not surprisingly, Pat has already made this claim TlalocW May 2013 #10

I'm bringing my camera! zx10r_liberal May 2013 #11

Bwwaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaa. Great graphic. Welcome to DU!! Scuba May 2013 #13

Yet another horrible thing I can never "un-see." Ewwwwww dballance May 2013 #14

I can't believe you went there! Brigid May 2013 #16

Yikes! MannyGoldstein May 2013 #18

Welcome to DU my friend! hrmjustin May 2013 #20

Pat Robertson is an ass... Jasana May 2013 #12

operative words being "if enough people were..." pokerfan May 2013 #15

No Pat. Jesus was Jesus - you are just pat robertson. jwirr May 2013 #17