What Americans Fear vs. What American Should Fear

[The Straight Story]

2. So prescription drugs kill more people than guns?

And that gun figure can't be right. Millions own guns and all gun owners are forced to kill others by their guns (it's a reflex action I hear, it shrinks a man's penis and makes a woman's breast smaller as well).

Why just yesterday my dad (who has a CCW because the only laws he would ever break are killing others and discharging a fire arm in the city - I mean, the guy has some ethics ya know) was running around the streets hootin and hollerin' waving his gun aiming it at all the cars passing by. It's like being a vampire, you just get that 'thirst'.

I set up some targets that looked like people and he shot em up real nice, got his fix (made em look muslim because being muslim makes you a terrorist just like owning a gun makes you a dangerous person who is eventually going to do some terrorism too, I dun learnt them things from my friends in political parties).

It's a nice graphic an all, I shared it on FB. I also sold my gun from when I used to do security and don't own one now, but my penis still has not recovered (damn guns need a warning label, in several languages, including hill billy).

Now I am gonna go take my meds, have a smoke, and drink a beer and hope to God some damned snake or spider don't bite my ass and kill me up real good. May have to git me a gun again just in case one of them poison spitting snakes shows up here in the hollers of Ohio.