I'm no prude but that's vile. If I wanna see it, I'll take him out for dinner, first. (Reply #35)

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Tue Mar 17, 2015, 05:51 PM

lindysalsagal (18,466 posts)

35. I'm no prude but that's vile. If I wanna see it, I'll take him out for dinner, first.

It's just as bad as walking down the street nude. It's him using the neighbors for his own sexual gratification. If he's standing there for any length of time, it's abusive.

And no, I'm not religious and I'm no prude.

What's so hard about putting on a pair of loose shorts? But with the shorts on, he probably wouldn't get off standing in the doorway

He's doing it because he knows it's disgusting, and it's not normal.

I would keep a close eye on someone who needs to do this, when a pair of shorts are so easy to come by. If he can pay his taxes, he can buy shorts at kmart or goodwill for a few bucks.

I should be able to walk down the street without being drawn into someone's sexual compulsion.

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73 replies	Author	Time	Post
Police say naked man standing in doorway is not breaking law; neighbors are fed up Read more here: [View all]	AngryAmish	Mar 2015	OP
Sometimes, only Randy Newman will do . . .	Journeyman	Mar 2015	#1
I have a friend who does this often.	NaturalHigh	Mar 2015	#2
Yeah, if there's not a law, then there should be. n/t	prayin4rain	Mar 2015	#3
lol! Oh the poutrage!!	HappyMe	Mar 2015	#4
Maybe they should just stop looking at him. How do they feel about naked dogs and cats?	NYC_SKP	Mar 2015	#5
Or maybe	Nuclear Unicorn	Mar 2015	#30
Oh, that might give him testiclesicles!	NYC_SKP	Mar 2015	#31
At least shinkage, and then he'd be too embarassed to "show himself."	Nuclear Unicorn	Mar 2015	#38
I don't think "embarrassment" is part of his emotional repertoire	waddirum	Mar 2015	#60
That's problem that can be easily solved with a paint ball gun.	FSogol	Mar 2015	#6
It would certainly solve the problem for him.	HappyMe	Mar 2015	#8
Actually, if a bunch of women just showed up to point and laugh	Blue_Tires	Mar 2015	#25
Man, this guy would be fun as hell to piss off	NickB79	Mar 2015	#65
"Don't look Ethel!"	Spazito	Mar 2015	#7
Some good memories go with this. Our baseball team decided to streak the campas after a game	jwirr	Mar 2015	#32
As soon as I read the header to this OP my memory went immediately...	Spazito	Mar 2015	#33
Heard it again last week. Laughed so hard.	Ilsa	Mar 2015	#63
It's a classic, staying in one's memory no matter how much time has passed...	Spazito	Mar 2015	#67
"They want to come together to help change that law to protect their children." Ahh probably	Fla Dem	Mar 2015	#9
If god had meant us to be naked, he wouldn't have given us clothes.	immoderate	Mar 2015	#10
They’re okay with guns, but not someone being nude in their own home.	dorkzilla	Mar 2015	#11
He does this on Fridays	olddots	Mar 2015	#12
what if he didn't wear any clothes?	Skittles	Mar 2015	#71
This message was self-deleted by its author	1000words	Mar 2015	#13
lol! That's probably an accurate depiction of the neighbors.	HappyMe	Mar 2015	#15
This message was self-deleted by its author	1000words	Mar 2015	#16
Far stranger than a naked guy.	HappyMe	Mar 2015	#17
Forget the neighbors	SwankyXomb	Mar 2015	#54
wow she was funny!	Enrique	Mar 2015	#24
He looks rather like a PG&E employee.	LanternWaste	Mar 2015	#14
It looks like you folks are okay with this	Catherine Vincent	Mar 2015	#18
This message was self-deleted by its author	1000words	Mar 2015	#19
I'm personally not too worried.	NaturalHigh	Mar 2015	#20
If you teach your kids that the body is wrong	upaloopa	Mar 2015	#21
If people could at a minimum have enough respect	prayin4rain	Mar 2015	#29
This message was self-deleted by its author	1000words	Mar 2015	#37
Yep, that's the same as what this guy is doing. Once again, you nailed it. n/t	prayin4rain	Mar 2015	#39
This message was self-deleted by its author	1000words	Mar 2015	#42
Nope, it was contextualized by the OP. n/t	prayin4rain	Mar 2015	#43
This message was self-deleted by its author	1000words	Mar 2015	#44
They've got a lot of skin in the game...	JimDandy	Mar 2015	#46
I've nearly broken my string of pearls	BubbaFett	Mar 2015	#36
Yes, God forbid that a child see a naked human body. The humanity!	Xithras	Mar 2015	#48
50% of those kids have the same equipment	Nevernose	Mar 2015	#53
Oh, the horror of the naked human body!	NickB79	Mar 2015	#68
Wasn't this an episode of Friends?	KamaAina	Mar 2015	#22
I bet nobody bothered to just stop by and have a smoke with him.	bravenak	Mar 2015	#23
"keeps it up to get attention ..."	AngryAmish	Mar 2015	#26
He's lucky a cop's wife didn't see him	TacoD	Mar 2015	#27
Well he can't wear	Politicalboi	Mar 2015	#28
Stay classy fuckwit.	JanMichael	Mar 2015	#34
I'm no prude but that's vile. If I wanna see it, I'll take him out for dinner, first.	lindysalsagal	Mar 2015	#35
Why do you presume that his intent is sexual?	Xithras	Mar 2015	#49
When you're not willing to put on a pair of shorts, it's sexual. Exhibitionism.	lindysalsagal	Mar 2015	#51
So you think all nudists are getting a sexual thrill? nt	Logical	Mar 2015	#57
Here is a solution, DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT HIM! I never look at doors in my hood daily. nt	Logical	Mar 2015	#50
Why does an entire neighborhood averting their	prayin4rain	Mar 2015	#55
Averting your eyes? You stare at your neighbors windows and doors daily? nt	Logical	Mar 2015	#56
If I'm walking in my neighborhood and someone is standing	prayin4rain	Mar 2015	#59
We had an alcoholic PTSD neighbor who would stand in his backyard with his bath robe open.	hunter	Mar 2015	#40
He is on his property, in his house, hurting no one	anotojefiremnesuka	Mar 2015	#41
Obviously not black, or he'd have been shot on the first offense. nt	eppur_se_muova	Mar 2015	#45
+1	uponit7771	Mar 2015	#52
As a longtime (20+ year) practicing nudist, that's funny as hell	Xithras	Mar 2015	#47
He's on his property, he's leaving other people alone, who cares?	Trillo	Mar 2015	#58
A little creepy that he enjoys exposing himself in a family neighborhood with children around.	Nye Bevan	Mar 2015	#61
Agreed. n/t	tammywammy	Mar 2015	#64
Another reason I'll join an HOA	marle35	Mar 2015	#62
Good for him, I wish the mall was full of naked people too	Reter	Mar 2015	#66
Personally, I prefer the food court when several people's sweaty naked genitals	Nye Bevan	Mar 2015	#69
aw no, aw HELL NO	Skittles	Mar 2015	#70
Why make public sex illegal? For the pearl clutchers?	prayin4rain	Mar 2015	#72
Just another annoying prick who never outgrew middle school.	Brigid	Mar 2015	#73

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