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Response to AngryAmish (Original post)

Tue Mar 17, 2015, 07:11 PM

47. As a longtime (20+ year) practicing nudist, that's funny as hell

The upside to marrying a nudist from a nudist family: You get to see your spouse naked at the Thanksgiving dinner table. The downside to marrying a nudist from a nudist family: You get to see your father-in-law nude at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

The guy is inside his own home. The busybodies should butt out.

I used to have a neighbor who would complain to high hell about the fact that she could see into my backyard from her kitchen window, and she'd frequently see my wife, myself, or our friends naked in our backyard. One day I was offered three Italian Cypress trees dirt cheap (friend is a landscaper and they were leftover from a job) and I thought of her. I took the bushes to her house and offered to plant them outside of her window. When she indignantly asked why she should plant trees on HER property, I responded, "Because I don't have a problem with me being naked in my own backyard. You do."

We had the trees planted about 10 minutes later. After that, we got along swimmingly

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