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lindysalsagal

(20,645 posts)
51. When you're not willing to put on a pair of shorts, it's sexual. Exhibitionism.
Tue Mar 17, 2015, 08:27 PM
Mar 2015

He wouldn't get his jollies with his shorts on. And, he wouldn't loiter in the front doorway.

If he wanted a tan, he's not gonna get it there. He could do that in the backyard, but he wants an audience.

It's sick. Get a girlfriend.

Sometimes, only Randy Newman will do . . . Journeyman Mar 2015 #1
I have a friend who does this often. NaturalHigh Mar 2015 #2
Yeah, if there's not a law, then there should be. n/t prayin4rain Mar 2015 #3
lol! Oh the poutrage!! HappyMe Mar 2015 #4
Maybe they should just stop looking at him. How do they feel about naked dogs and cats? NYC_SKP Mar 2015 #5
Or maybe Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2015 #30
Oh, that might give him testiclesicles! NYC_SKP Mar 2015 #31
At least shinkage, and then he'd be too embarassed to "show himself." Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2015 #38
I don't think "embarrassment" is part of his emotional repertoire waddirum Mar 2015 #60
That's problem that can be easily solved with a paint ball gun. FSogol Mar 2015 #6
It would certainly solve the problem for him. HappyMe Mar 2015 #8
Actually, if a bunch of women just showed up to point and laugh Blue_Tires Mar 2015 #25
Man, this guy would be fun as hell to piss off NickB79 Mar 2015 #65
"Don't look Ethel!" Spazito Mar 2015 #7
Some good memories go with this. Our baseball team decided to streak the campas after a game jwirr Mar 2015 #32
As soon as I read the header to this OP my memory went immediately... Spazito Mar 2015 #33
Heard it again last week. Laughed so hard. Ilsa Mar 2015 #63
It's a classic, staying in one's memory no matter how much time has passed... Spazito Mar 2015 #67
"They want to come together to help change that law to protect their children." Ahh probably Fla Dem Mar 2015 #9
If god had meant us to be naked, he wouldn't have given us clothes. immoderate Mar 2015 #10
They’re okay with guns, but not someone being nude in their own home. dorkzilla Mar 2015 #11
He does this on Fridays olddots Mar 2015 #12
what if he didn't wear any clothes? Skittles Mar 2015 #71
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lol! That's probably an accurate depiction of the neighbors. HappyMe Mar 2015 #15
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Far stranger than a naked guy. HappyMe Mar 2015 #17
Forget the neighbors SwankyXomb Mar 2015 #54
wow she was funny! Enrique Mar 2015 #24
He looks rather like a PG&E employee. LanternWaste Mar 2015 #14
It looks like you folks are okay with this Catherine Vincent Mar 2015 #18
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I'm personally not too worried. NaturalHigh Mar 2015 #20
If you teach your kids that the body is wrong upaloopa Mar 2015 #21
If people could at a minimum have enough respect prayin4rain Mar 2015 #29
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Yep, that's the same as what this guy is doing. Once again, you nailed it. n/t prayin4rain Mar 2015 #39
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Nope, it was contextualized by the OP. n/t prayin4rain Mar 2015 #43
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They've got a lot of skin in the game... JimDandy Mar 2015 #46
I've nearly broken my string of pearls BubbaFett Mar 2015 #36
Yes, God forbid that a child see a naked human body. The humanity! Xithras Mar 2015 #48
50% of those kids have the same equipment Nevernose Mar 2015 #53
Oh, the horror of the naked human body! NickB79 Mar 2015 #68
Wasn't this an episode of Friends? KamaAina Mar 2015 #22
I bet nobody bothered to just stop by and have a smoke with him. bravenak Mar 2015 #23
"keeps it up to get attention ..." AngryAmish Mar 2015 #26
He's lucky a cop's wife didn't see him TacoD Mar 2015 #27
Well he can't wear Politicalboi Mar 2015 #28
Stay classy fuckwit. JanMichael Mar 2015 #34
I'm no prude but that's vile. If I wanna see it, I'll take him out for dinner, first. lindysalsagal Mar 2015 #35
Why do you presume that his intent is sexual? Xithras Mar 2015 #49
When you're not willing to put on a pair of shorts, it's sexual. Exhibitionism. lindysalsagal Mar 2015 #51
So you think all nudists are getting a sexual thrill? nt Logical Mar 2015 #57
Here is a solution, DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT HIM! I never look at doors in my hood daily. nt Logical Mar 2015 #50
Why does an entire neighborhood averting their prayin4rain Mar 2015 #55
Averting your eyes? You stare at your neighbors windows and doors daily? nt Logical Mar 2015 #56
If I'm walking in my neighborhood and someone is standing prayin4rain Mar 2015 #59
We had an alcoholic PTSD neighbor who would stand in his backyard with his bath robe open. hunter Mar 2015 #40
He is on his property, in his house, hurting no one anotojefiremnesuka Mar 2015 #41
Obviously not black, or he'd have been shot on the first offense. nt eppur_se_muova Mar 2015 #45
+1 uponit7771 Mar 2015 #52
As a longtime (20+ year) practicing nudist, that's funny as hell Xithras Mar 2015 #47
He's on his property, he's leaving other people alone, who cares? Trillo Mar 2015 #58
A little creepy that he enjoys exposing himself in a family neighborhood with children around. Nye Bevan Mar 2015 #61
Agreed. n/t tammywammy Mar 2015 #64
Another reason I'll join an HOA marle35 Mar 2015 #62
Good for him, I wish the mall was full of naked people too Reter Mar 2015 #66
Personally, I prefer the food court when several people's sweaty naked genitals Nye Bevan Mar 2015 #69
aw no, aw HELL NO Skittles Mar 2015 #70
Why make public sex illegal? For the pearl clutchers? prayin4rain Mar 2015 #72
Just another annoying prick who never outgrew middle school. Brigid Mar 2015 #73
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