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Nevernose

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53. 50% of those kids have the same equipment

Tue Mar 17, 2015, 08:41 PM

Mar 2015

And the other 50% are going to see the equipment eventually. If there's nothing sexual to it -- no erection, no stroking, etc -- then I don't really see the problem with it. It's the difference between a nursing mother and a Girls-Gone-Wild video. It's just a schlong.

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Police say naked man standing in doorway is not breaking law; neighbors are fed up Read more here: [View all] AngryAmish Mar 2015 OP

Sometimes, only Randy Newman will do . . . Journeyman Mar 2015 #1

I have a friend who does this often. NaturalHigh Mar 2015 #2

Yeah, if there's not a law, then there should be. n/t prayin4rain Mar 2015 #3

lol! Oh the poutrage!! HappyMe Mar 2015 #4

Maybe they should just stop looking at him. How do they feel about naked dogs and cats? NYC_SKP Mar 2015 #5

Or maybe Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2015 #30

Oh, that might give him testiclesicles! NYC_SKP Mar 2015 #31

At least shinkage, and then he'd be too embarassed to "show himself." Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2015 #38

I don't think "embarrassment" is part of his emotional repertoire waddirum Mar 2015 #60

That's problem that can be easily solved with a paint ball gun. FSogol Mar 2015 #6

It would certainly solve the problem for him. HappyMe Mar 2015 #8

Actually, if a bunch of women just showed up to point and laugh Blue_Tires Mar 2015 #25

Man, this guy would be fun as hell to piss off NickB79 Mar 2015 #65

"Don't look Ethel!" Spazito Mar 2015 #7

Some good memories go with this. Our baseball team decided to streak the campas after a game jwirr Mar 2015 #32

As soon as I read the header to this OP my memory went immediately... Spazito Mar 2015 #33

Heard it again last week. Laughed so hard. Ilsa Mar 2015 #63

It's a classic, staying in one's memory no matter how much time has passed... Spazito Mar 2015 #67

"They want to come together to help change that law to protect their children." Ahh probably Fla Dem Mar 2015 #9

If god had meant us to be naked, he wouldn't have given us clothes. immoderate Mar 2015 #10

They’re okay with guns, but not someone being nude in their own home. dorkzilla Mar 2015 #11

He does this on Fridays olddots Mar 2015 #12

what if he didn't wear any clothes? Skittles Mar 2015 #71

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lol! That's probably an accurate depiction of the neighbors. HappyMe Mar 2015 #15

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Far stranger than a naked guy. HappyMe Mar 2015 #17

Forget the neighbors SwankyXomb Mar 2015 #54

wow she was funny! Enrique Mar 2015 #24

He looks rather like a PG&E employee. LanternWaste Mar 2015 #14

It looks like you folks are okay with this Catherine Vincent Mar 2015 #18

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I'm personally not too worried. NaturalHigh Mar 2015 #20

If you teach your kids that the body is wrong upaloopa Mar 2015 #21

If people could at a minimum have enough respect prayin4rain Mar 2015 #29

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Yep, that's the same as what this guy is doing. Once again, you nailed it. n/t prayin4rain Mar 2015 #39

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Nope, it was contextualized by the OP. n/t prayin4rain Mar 2015 #43

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They've got a lot of skin in the game... JimDandy Mar 2015 #46

I've nearly broken my string of pearls BubbaFett Mar 2015 #36

Yes, God forbid that a child see a naked human body. The humanity! Xithras Mar 2015 #48

50% of those kids have the same equipment Nevernose Mar 2015 #53

Oh, the horror of the naked human body! NickB79 Mar 2015 #68

Wasn't this an episode of Friends? KamaAina Mar 2015 #22

I bet nobody bothered to just stop by and have a smoke with him. bravenak Mar 2015 #23

"keeps it up to get attention ..." AngryAmish Mar 2015 #26

He's lucky a cop's wife didn't see him TacoD Mar 2015 #27

Well he can't wear Politicalboi Mar 2015 #28

Stay classy fuckwit. JanMichael Mar 2015 #34

I'm no prude but that's vile. If I wanna see it, I'll take him out for dinner, first. lindysalsagal Mar 2015 #35

Why do you presume that his intent is sexual? Xithras Mar 2015 #49

When you're not willing to put on a pair of shorts, it's sexual. Exhibitionism. lindysalsagal Mar 2015 #51

So you think all nudists are getting a sexual thrill? nt Logical Mar 2015 #57

Here is a solution, DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT HIM! I never look at doors in my hood daily. nt Logical Mar 2015 #50

Why does an entire neighborhood averting their prayin4rain Mar 2015 #55

Averting your eyes? You stare at your neighbors windows and doors daily? nt Logical Mar 2015 #56

If I'm walking in my neighborhood and someone is standing prayin4rain Mar 2015 #59

We had an alcoholic PTSD neighbor who would stand in his backyard with his bath robe open. hunter Mar 2015 #40

He is on his property, in his house, hurting no one anotojefiremnesuka Mar 2015 #41

Obviously not black, or he'd have been shot on the first offense. nt eppur_se_muova Mar 2015 #45

+1 uponit7771 Mar 2015 #52

As a longtime (20+ year) practicing nudist, that's funny as hell Xithras Mar 2015 #47

He's on his property, he's leaving other people alone, who cares? Trillo Mar 2015 #58

A little creepy that he enjoys exposing himself in a family neighborhood with children around. Nye Bevan Mar 2015 #61

Agreed. n/t tammywammy Mar 2015 #64

Another reason I'll join an HOA marle35 Mar 2015 #62

Good for him, I wish the mall was full of naked people too Reter Mar 2015 #66

Personally, I prefer the food court when several people's sweaty naked genitals Nye Bevan Mar 2015 #69

aw no, aw HELL NO Skittles Mar 2015 #70

Why make public sex illegal? For the pearl clutchers? prayin4rain Mar 2015 #72

Just another annoying prick who never outgrew middle school. Brigid Mar 2015 #73