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hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
36. You have a SEVERELY warped sense of humor.
Fri Apr 17, 2015, 06:38 PM
Apr 2015

That's probably why we get along so well.

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Unsubscribe. Action_Patrol Apr 2015 #1
+1 Initech Apr 2015 #32
Yup. Agschmid Apr 2015 #50
That child will get all Cheerios books Skidmore Apr 2015 #2
"he hates it when we try reading to him" cyberswede Apr 2015 #4
probably they are high strung when they read to him Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #5
give him/her more onethatcares Apr 2015 #14
Probably. Mariana Apr 2015 #30
I feel sorry for this kid, parents are real assholes. Clothing with names leads to kidnapping? winstars Apr 2015 #28
Not putting your child's name on their clothes is something those dflprincess Apr 2015 #54
Me thinks that for the parents, no names means lots more $$$$... winstars Apr 2015 #72
The kid will need another 13-14 years to really enjoy Ayn Rand read to him... JHB Apr 2015 #71
I would probably "accidentally" delete that invitation. Arkansas Granny Apr 2015 #3
Me too! polichick Apr 2015 #37
but then they restrict it to grandparents and direct aunts and uncles treestar Apr 2015 #63
$80/week on formula??? EL34x4 Apr 2015 #6
I was thinking the same thing,no one year od sufrommich Apr 2015 #7
We started weaning them off formula a little later than that. EL34x4 Apr 2015 #16
Toddler formula Freddie Apr 2015 #77
One year olds should be getting human milk or formula. It's the earliest safe age to begin weaning. LeftyMom Apr 2015 #42
Formula? SheilaT Apr 2015 #57
Breast milk is free. Just sayin' n/t Ms. Toad Apr 2015 #24
For the first few months. EL34x4 Apr 2015 #44
Um...no. Not generally. Ms. Toad Apr 2015 #47
Yes, of course we were told this. EL34x4 Apr 2015 #48
Nope. If you're committed to breastfeeding Ms. Toad Apr 2015 #51
Some babies don't latch right away mrs_p Apr 2015 #73
Mine was one of them. Ms. Toad Apr 2015 #74
Not necessarily. SheilaT Apr 2015 #58
Nonsense. My 9lb 5oz sprout grew like a weed on exclusive breastfeeding. msanthrope Apr 2015 #70
I think it's petty and rude My Good Babushka Apr 2015 #78
I'd probably get him this. B2G Apr 2015 #8
LOL. n/t FSogol Apr 2015 #9
This subthread made my day Cal Carpenter Apr 2015 #26
:-) B2G Apr 2015 #31
^ Like. LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #27
Ha! JustAnotherGen Apr 2015 #29
DUzy! hifiguy Apr 2015 #35
lol Jefferson23 Apr 2015 #39
lmao LittleBlue Apr 2015 #52
Or this. B2G Apr 2015 #10
OMG!!!! ROFL!!! calimary Apr 2015 #46
Simply too many choices. B2G Apr 2015 #11
A book from my own childhood: sufrommich Apr 2015 #12
omg Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #15
LOL! That's too funny! DawgHouse Apr 2015 #21
Wow. mercuryblues Apr 2015 #13
sounds like some serious control issues going on. OCD? KittyWampus Apr 2015 #17
Here is a summer list of light reading for any child. Rex Apr 2015 #18
OMG these children's books are hilarious! EL34x4 Apr 2015 #19
That should be a TSA agent patting down the bunny. nt tblue37 Apr 2015 #20
Stitches.... Dont call me Shirley Apr 2015 #22
You have a SEVERELY warped sense of humor. hifiguy Apr 2015 #36
Funny as hell! cwydro Apr 2015 #61
My wife's about to slap me on the back! hatrack Apr 2015 #66
My brother and sister in law sent this sort of thing to me, until HereSince1628 Apr 2015 #23
that is so selfish Liberal_in_LA Apr 2015 #38
well that's the way some people orient HereSince1628 Apr 2015 #41
Whatever hell you choose to live in yourselves dears, maybe someone else should raise your kid? hunter Apr 2015 #25
I dunno...I don't have a lot of friends who are parents Blue_Tires Apr 2015 #33
This woman's like the Chinook of helicopter parenting jmowreader Apr 2015 #34
"Little Redacted" made my day! displacedtexan Apr 2015 #75
Yikes..I hope they learn to relax and enjoy their little kid. n/t Jefferson23 Apr 2015 #40
Wow some serious control issues! vankuria Apr 2015 #43
I used to just give Toys R Us gift cards when the kids were smaller. EL34x4 Apr 2015 #45
Not sure I'd give this kid anything vankuria Apr 2015 #64
Choking hazard! Sharp edges! Socialistically Danish! hatrack Apr 2015 #67
Yea right! vankuria Apr 2015 #69
Well, I do agree to one degree about putting kids' names on things. WillowTree Apr 2015 #49
Pathetic. Panhandling----on paper. My wastebasket would be eating well if I received this. virgogal Apr 2015 #53
"let's go to the flowchart" MisterP Apr 2015 #55
So very sorry, but I have a conflict that day! oldandhappy Apr 2015 #56
Once, when my son was invited to a classmate's birthday party, SheilaT Apr 2015 #59
Kids are alot easier to please than their parents! vankuria Apr 2015 #65
Sometimes new parents go, temporarily, insane. Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #60
I think you're right vankuria Apr 2015 #68
What a control freak treestar Apr 2015 #62
Poor little "redacted" Lifelong Protester Apr 2015 #76
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