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In reply to the discussion: Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ ‘claims Muslim televangelist’ [View all]dawg
(10,626 posts)43. Because some of us are religious (or at least spiritual) without ....
necessarily saying or believing anything as mind-crushingly ridiculous as pregnant hands.
I believe God exists.
I believe he wants us all to love one another.
I don't overly concern myself about any of the finer details.
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and I taught all my hand-babies to think the same as me.
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Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ ‘claims Muslim televangelist’ [View all]
FrodosPet
May 2015
OP
The Muslim evangelicals have nicer clothes than the Christian evangelicals, very fine robes, so that is true.
Fred Sanders
May 2015
#11
Hand babies make as much sense as crackers turning into Jesus body or Muhammud riding
Arugula Latte
May 2015
#48
There are some religious repukes out there that say masturbation kills potential babies
Elwood P Dowd
May 2015
#28