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jmowreader

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1. Jack and the Beanstalk

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Thu Jan 14, 2016, 07:07 PM

Jan 2016

Jack trades his family's milk cow for three magical beans. His mother shoots him for being so fucking stupid, eats the beans, then hunts down and kills the swindler who screwed Jack out of the family's cow. Then she sells the cow herself. The end.

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NRA reinventing fairy-tales: "Little Red Riding Hood Has A Gun" [View all] DetlefK Jan 2016 OP

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