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Javaman

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72. he must have been a real treasure to deal with when he was a student.

Tue Nov 5, 2013, 09:58 AM

Nov 2013

student paul: I didn't copy my roommates paper on basket weaving! You sir are a no account!

Professor: Rand, please take your seat.

student paul: I demand satisfaction!

Professor: Ugh, sigh. We go through this every week.

student paul: At dawn tomorrow!

Professor: Look, this is the third time you copied someone else's paper.

student paul: Guns or swords? Your choice!

Professor: Heck, you even copied the other guys name onto the paper!

student paul: You, sir, are a hater of fine work!

Professor: Fine work? You copied a paper that got a D.

student paul: um, er. Well, let that be a lesson to you!

Professor: (puts face in hands) Just take your seat. You get an F.

student paul: You won't hear the last from me!

Professor: I don't doubt that. (rolls eyes)

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PROJECT MUCH!!! Tikki Nov 2013 #1

Mentally Deficient billhicks76 Nov 2013 #55

I wonder where he lifted that excuse from? n/t JeffHead Nov 2013 #2

So the Rug Doctor has a duel personality... Blue Owl Nov 2013 #3

Sounds like he is steaming mad... Thor_MN Nov 2013 #10

He needs to clean up his act. Umm he just admitted he wants to shoot Rachel Maddow Heather MC Nov 2013 #17

mad kardonb Nov 2013 #22

Hey Rand! You can't shoot all those of us who know you are a plagerist as well as a friggin' drynberg Nov 2013 #4

"...people casting aspersions on my character..." LOL IllinoisBirdWatcher Nov 2013 #5

Exactly!!!!!!!! Heather MC Nov 2013 #19

Hahahahahaha, Rachael would probably best him in a duel! Iliyah Nov 2013 #6

I'm sorry? Rand Paul was a scientist? cheapdate Nov 2013 #7

well, he is a self-certified doctor. IllinoisBirdWatcher Nov 2013 #14

Thin skinned. He will melt running for president. Faygo Kid Nov 2013 #8

I know. Wouldn't it be entertaining for him run? I think he's more Barney Phife than anyone .... marble falls Nov 2013 #37

"Dayam! Y'know, y'all keep ketchin me and I'll just hafta whup out m'shootin irons" struggle4progress Nov 2013 #9

Oh, a thin-skinned Republicon liar who will not accept responsibility for his actions Berlum Nov 2013 #11

a duel? which century is he living in again? magical thyme Nov 2013 #12

Look, Rand, I'll meet you after school, They_Live Nov 2013 #13

". . . I’m just not going to put up with people casting aspersions on my character.” radicalliberal Nov 2013 #15

And this guy is a doctor? Unreal. What a pathetic whiner. RBInMaine Nov 2013 #16

He's got some kind of bedside manner, eh? SoapBox Nov 2013 #23

Back when the R Senator ripped into the park ranger, he would have never spoken to a man libdem4life Nov 2013 #18

As the challenged party I have the choice of weapons. Kelvin Mace Nov 2013 #20

Stupid fuck... SoapBox Nov 2013 #21

Accepted ThoughtCriminal Nov 2013 #24

A duel! He and Rachel can cast Tanuki Nov 2013 #25

perhaps he does not understand what he is accused. Now in the TP his explanation would be Thinkingabout Nov 2013 #26

You expected an intelligent and reasoned response? CanonRay Nov 2013 #27

I've got a few adjectives for him too! Va Lefty Nov 2013 #28

Duel?? He just wants to use a guttapercha cane with impunity. nt msanthrope Nov 2013 #29

Wow, what a hopeless piece of shit. truthisfreedom Nov 2013 #30

To a duel? Which century does he think he's living in? LeftishBrit Nov 2013 #31

His politics suggest the fourteenth jmowreader Nov 2013 #54

"Me thinks thou dost protest too much." JDPriestly Nov 2013 #32

It's tough to get good help when you aren't even willing to pay them minimum wage Snake Plissken Nov 2013 #34

If an intern had written it, he'd have thrown them under the bus csziggy Nov 2013 #39

He's just pissed that he got caught. Left Coast2020 Nov 2013 #56

Rand Paul is a dumbed down version of Zell Miller Snake Plissken Nov 2013 #33

Exactly, You are defending yourself from charges of plagarism by stealing a psycho quote from steelyboo Nov 2013 #68

“But I think I’m being unfairly targeted by.... Phlem Nov 2013 #35

Blame it on others. Typical GOP tactic, plus Aldo Leopold Nov 2013 #36

Cry baby weissmam Nov 2013 #38

My my....the little mind is upset with Maddow riversedge Nov 2013 #40

Welcome to DU, riversedge! calimary Nov 2013 #77

hey, plagiarism probably made him a doctor. Warpy Nov 2013 #41

Now there's a thought! Plucketeer Nov 2013 #53

Just like most Libertarians, he has the mentality and temperament of a child. nt onehandle Nov 2013 #42

You can't make this shit up NastyRiffraff Nov 2013 #43

What kind of duel, sparky? Bong packing? Power toking? ..... marble falls Nov 2013 #44

Wish I could be the one to take him up on this, choose swords as the weapon and watch him rwsanders Nov 2013 #45

Have you every noticed Cryptoad Nov 2013 #46

A duel! treestar Nov 2013 #47

Rand Paul is one of the nastiest pieces of shit out there! gopiscrap Nov 2013 #48

Dude. I saw the clips. I saw the Wikipedia text. You're a useless hack with no ideas. AArmstrong Nov 2013 #49

Hahahaha - I'm enjoying the meltdown. Politicub Nov 2013 #50

hey all you high school and college students out there.... ejpoeta Nov 2013 #51

Mr. Rand Paul self-certified ophthalmologist? abelenkpe Nov 2013 #52

Rachelwould cut him to ribbons. n/t Lil Missy Nov 2013 #57

this just in... Javaman Nov 2013 #58

The only way I would accept a duel with him reflection Nov 2013 #59

Might be time for someone to take a fine tooth comb to his 'scientific' writings... JCMach1 Nov 2013 #60

Twit. Mz Pip Nov 2013 #61

that "duel" crack just legitimized what was otherwise a microscopic non-scandal paulkienitz Nov 2013 #62

Bring on a duel Dopers_Greed Nov 2013 #63

Now the question is... packman Nov 2013 #64

Was that Rand Paul, inviting us to scrutinize his publications? winter is coming Nov 2013 #65

Extremely thin-skinned, not presidential material. truthisfreedom Nov 2013 #66

His Head is Going to Explode Soon tonekat Nov 2013 #67

Apparently he is channeling his inner "Zell Miller." MADem Nov 2013 #69

I stand corrected! Gore1FL Nov 2013 #70

This is an absolutely hilarious circumstance!!! MADem Nov 2013 #71

he must have been a real treasure to deal with when he was a student. Javaman Nov 2013 #72

Hacks and haters? IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. This two-bit mental midget is no leader. ancianita Nov 2013 #73

I bet Randy shoots a little bitty, teeny gun demigoddess Nov 2013 #74

"Eight footnotes" : kentauros Nov 2013 #75

Juanita Jean is having fun mocking Rand Paul Gothmog Nov 2013 #76

Rand Paul is now throwing his staff under the bus Gothmog Nov 2013 #78

blunderbuses in hot air balloons dembotoz Nov 2013 #79

They were ALL coincidences, damn you!!!! DeSwiss Nov 2013 #80

Thinks he's channeling F'ing Aaron Burr???? Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2013 #81

Oh, yes, America, this is the man you should give the nuclear launch codes to! Zeke L Brimstone Nov 2013 #82

I'm a hating.. Theyletmeeatcake2 Nov 2013 #83

A Baylor Journalism Professor has some choice comments for Rand Paul Gothmog Nov 2013 #84