I caught a really bad case of the flu in Madrid

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3. We had a far worse one we used to tell as kids

One day a guy noticed that he was having an odd flatulence. Every time he farted, it made a sound like "Honda." It got progressively worse, and he went to all sorts of G-I doctors, all of whom were stumped. Finally one said to try a Chinese herb doctor in town who was supposed to be an expert at diagnosing odd ailments.

Desperate, the guy visited the Chinese doctor, who nodded when hearing of the poor man's ailment. He took a look inside the man's mouth to be sure and nodded at what he saw. He said, "You have tooth abscess." Astonished, the man went to a dentist, who confirmed the diagnosis, drained the tooth abscess, and the flatulence stopped immediately. The grateful man went back to the Chinese doctor and asked him how he knew what to look for where all the others did not.

The man smiled knowingly, and told him: "Abscess make the fart go Honda."