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Marthe48

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12. They always hurt

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 28, 2021, 08:41 AM

Oct 2021

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FDA Recalls Chili Peppers, Citing That If You Chop Them And Touch Your Junk, Your Junk Will Burn [View all] Zorro Oct 2021 OP

Now what am I going to use to heat up my junk? True Dough Oct 2021 #1

Crest toothpaste on your LuckyCharms Oct 2021 #8

Dammit. Harker Oct 2021 #11

Not even for fun? SergeStorms Oct 2021 #20

All right, LuckyCharms, I'll stay away from Crest True Dough Oct 2021 #26

Unsure of what you mean... ret5hd Oct 2021 #35

Bug repellent with DEET has the same effect on the bling. lastlib Oct 2021 #37

Sting? TexasTowelie Oct 2021 #2

That's close to the truth! lastlib Oct 2021 #9

I look for them to be taken off the market altogether EYESORE 9001 Oct 2021 #3

They always hurt Marthe48 Oct 2021 #12

That is why you should eat ice cream after eating peppers appleannie1 Oct 2021 #17

Then I can get rid of the fire extinguisher EYESORE 9001 Oct 2021 #21

Ice cream? SergeStorms Oct 2021 #22

No, you eat it and then when burning begins you say "come on ice cream" appleannie1 Oct 2021 #29

... ret5hd Oct 2021 #36

Each pepper should carry a warning label!! PoliticAverse Oct 2021 #4

And never, ever cook bacon nude. Lochloosa Oct 2021 #5

Or tomato sauce. Splatter kills (or at least hurts an awful lot). n/t PoliticAverse Oct 2021 #7

I can vouch for that. SergeStorms Oct 2021 #25

Does that explain this ... marble falls Oct 2021 #6

NO. lastlib Oct 2021 #10

But that's the Red Hot Chili Peppers in bandages. marble falls Oct 2021 #13

FDA Director, Janet Woodcock - these little details are what makes the Onion great. Probatim Oct 2021 #14

Ha! geardaddy Oct 2021 #15

Reminds me of my dad's story. Pepper spray issued to letter carriers... Captain Zero Oct 2021 #16

That story will stick with you! MLAA Oct 2021 #19

And yet they sell saws and guns Farmer-Rick Oct 2021 #18

Propaganda from Big Onion. eggplant Oct 2021 #23

Duh! BlueJac Oct 2021 #24

Rubbing your junk with guacamole helps to bluecollar2 Oct 2021 #27

I worked in restaurants too much, I guess. rickyhall Oct 2021 #28

I knew this had to be a spoof. calimary Oct 2021 #30

Now hiring product testers for 2022! bluedigger Oct 2021 #31

I accidentally slopped a little Heet when treating a groin pull. Harker Oct 2021 #32

Fresh chopped peppers? Ka-Dinh Oy Oct 2021 #33

Hand out some of these tasty treats this Halloween! Zorro Oct 2021 #34

You guys are bad, so bad Hekate Oct 2021 #38