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struggle4progress

(118,379 posts)
Tue Dec 18, 2012, 11:40 PM Dec 2012

Are you neighbors crazy? [View all]


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Yes, they beam their evil thoughts into my house at night and keep me from sleeping
0 (0%)
No, that whole thing where they burned down the apartment complex was just a misunderstanding
0 (0%)
Yes, they call the police whenever I stand on the roof naked trying to signal UFOs
1 (25%)
No, you never know when you'll need twenty or thirty guns and a hundred thousand rounds of ammo
0 (0%)
Yes, they made a really big silly fuss about my gator pond home improvement project
0 (0%)
No, they moved away and aren't coming back
0 (0%)
Yes, and they were huge fuggin dickheads about my DRIVE-THRU SEX MAGIC TEMPLE neon sign, too
2 (50%)
No, they'll taste good with some fava beans and chianti
0 (0%)
Yes, but they're on TV now, so I don't actually have to talk to them to stay current
1 (25%)
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Are you neighbors crazy? [View all] struggle4progress Dec 2012 OP
Come on! Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #1
I'm not "trying" to signal UFOs, I AM signaling UFOs. hunter Dec 2012 #2
There are many that ague with Yoda. Like what he said about lightsabers. Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #5
Do or do not Aerows Dec 2012 #11
I'm in N IL, my closest neighbor just got home from a month in Hawaii and is mowing her lawn. riderinthestorm Dec 2012 #3
LOL Aerows Dec 2012 #10
Yeah, because wood burns and they don't think so. Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2012 #4
The cop said it was OK with flames that high? Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #13
Yeah. And we have evil pagan prayer flags in our yard, as well as LOTS of christmas lights. Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2012 #16
Taste good with fava beans? Fava beans are over rated. n/t A Simple Game Dec 2012 #6
Everything tastes better with fava beans. bluedigger Dec 2012 #8
I don't know about fava beans Aerows Dec 2012 #9
I think it was the sign more than anything ;) Aerows Dec 2012 #7
My flashing neon sign didn't draw much more power than their Christmas lights! struggle4progress Dec 2012 #15
No, but their neighbor is. bluesbassman Dec 2012 #12
I plead the 5th. Denninmi Dec 2012 #14
They're nice but over the top tabbycat31 Dec 2012 #17
Yes, if by "beaming their evil thoughts into my head" sir pball Dec 2012 #18
Yep, my neighbors silentwarrior Dec 2012 #19
No, but their neighbor is. . . mzteris Dec 2012 #20
Crazy like I catch them removing snow from my sidewalk and driveway during a blizzard undeterred Dec 2012 #21
It's gettin so if ya doesn't sit in yer rockin chair on yer porch with yer shotgun 24/7 struggle4progress Dec 2012 #22
Damn Straight! undeterred Dec 2012 #24
My neighbours simply don't care TrogL Dec 2012 #23
Ya know, the second amendment guarantees yer right to a trebuchet. struggle4progress Dec 2012 #25
I will be quoting the title of your post all day! nt Spike89 Dec 2012 #27
Actually, my neighbor was crazy Spike89 Dec 2012 #26
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