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IrishEyes

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49. Sounds like a party to me.

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 10:46 AM

Jan 2017

Notice it doesn't include rapists, spousal abusers or child abusers. Also, couldn't ankle biters refer to puppies and kittens. That means that there aren't dogs and cats in heaven.

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Wait... This is supposed to make me *NOT* want to go to hell? [View all] Blue_Tires Jan 2017 OP

Looks like most of the fun people will be there. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2017 #1

Yeah, if I was throwing the ultimate party that's pretty much who I'd invite Blue_Tires Jan 2017 #43

lmao OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #2

I've always used the term fleur-de-lisa Jan 2017 #18

exactly! OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #55

M------bators! redwitch Jan 2017 #3

They spelled 'whores' out but fleur-de-lisa Jan 2017 #17

They call out occupational whores. Dave Starsky Jan 2017 #21

"Heaven for climate; Hell for company" LongTomH Jan 2017 #4

You beat me to it..Twain, what a genius n/t hibbing Jan 2017 #25

If all "So Called Christians" ... NanceGreggs Jan 2017 #5

It will be reserved for Puritan killjoys Warpy Jan 2017 #6

Oh damn I qualify for eight of those things Applan Jan 2017 #7

Enhh, I'm probably only 8 Sentath Jan 2017 #12

gives you something to work toward for the rest of your days rurallib Jan 2017 #24

Wonder for how many the sign holder qualifies? Cracklin Charlie Jan 2017 #32

I like to grill burgers, does that make me a cow worshipper? NightWatcher Jan 2017 #8

Boy, if it does, I'll be right there with ya! lastlib Jan 2017 #23

Who in Hellfire are Ankle Biters? frogmarch Jan 2017 #9

I keep seeing that one 2naSalit Jan 2017 #10

Oh, then I don't frogmarch Jan 2017 #11

I thought that was a 'God Botherer' Sentath Jan 2017 #13

God Botherer! frogmarch Jan 2017 #16

Some interesting answers in Urban Dictionary... Wounded Bear Jan 2017 #34

Yay! I am one! frogmarch Jan 2017 #47

I've never heard that version before! progressoid Jan 2017 #48

just had Thai red curry last night OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #56

Oh dear, I'm a rebellious woman. Laffy Kat Jan 2017 #14

Money Lover$? Looks like all of Trump's cabinet is going to hell! Initech Jan 2017 #15

Ummm....I think you are reading this wrong..... usedtobedemgurl Jan 2017 #19

Is anyone willing to give me some depravity lessons? jmowreader Jan 2017 #20

Just find an ankle AJT Jan 2017 #28

You don't love money? CaliforniaLove Jan 2017 #39

Money is a tool. It is not (or shouldn't be) the center of your existence jmowreader Jan 2017 #41

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.... lastlib Jan 2017 #22

Good girls go to heaven WhiteTara Jan 2017 #26

Lol...well played Docreed2003 Jan 2017 #29

female enabler. MFM008 Jan 2017 #27

Long time cow worshiper here. hay rick Jan 2017 #30

Wow...such a diverse list of sinners... Docreed2003 Jan 2017 #31

The female MMA fighters was the biggest WTF for me... Blue_Tires Jan 2017 #44

NINETEEN! I score nineteen!! I am SO proud. n/t TygrBright Jan 2017 #33

Bravo, well done! Blue_Tires Jan 2017 #45

Only 9 for me. IrishEyes Jan 2017 #50

Occupational Whores? marylandblue Jan 2017 #35

How did gamers make the list? briv1016 Jan 2017 #36

Without masturbaters Heaven's gonna be pretty damn empty. TeamPooka Jan 2017 #37

Everyone has lied Jamaal510 Jan 2017 #38

Mama's Boys is the most bizarre CaliforniaLove Jan 2017 #40

Welcome to the site! Blue_Tires Jan 2017 #42

Those damn brats, ankle biters and little monsters! Buckeye_Democrat Jan 2017 #46

Sounds like a party to me. IrishEyes Jan 2017 #49

.... Tanuki Jan 2017 #51

Looks like they covered just about everybody Zambero Jan 2017 #52

Cool. Agnostics and Atheists did not make the list. Missn-Hitch Jan 2017 #53

Well...... LongTomH Jan 2017 #54

A lot of brats, gamers, rebellious women and masterbators become engineers. politicat Jan 2017 #57

Just wondering... Blue_Tires Jan 2017 #58

It is Julia Ormand, portraying Inez Mulholland during the 1913 Suffrage March on DC politicat Jan 2017 #59

Excellent... I've always been a fan of Ormond Blue_Tires Jan 2017 #60