Reply #11: I like it except for one tiny little problem... [View All]

[Hawkeye-X]

Hastert and DeLay are going to be indicted very soon for crimes.

What I predict is that Bush shamefully admits that he won 2000 and 2004 via cheating on Diebold/Sequoia/ES&S, thus invalidating his presidency, and legitimizing Al Gore's presidency, and thusly makes an unusual offer - to give up his seat through 2008 directly to Al Gore, the legitimate President of the United States, and all 2000, 2002, 2004 election results that was Dieboldized are declared invalid, forcing all cheating Republicans to resign their seats (and giving Democratic Party the filibusterproof majority on both House and Senate) and the whole country goes back to paper voting, this time, with paper and pencil and lots of paid workers to count the vote correctly.

All of *'s judges are ordered to resign or face imprisonment.

All of *'s laws are null and void.

Patriot Act is declared illegal and unconstitutional and unceremoniously shoved up *'s ass (all 700 pages of it)

* and Cheney and the rest of the cheating Republicans are cargoed off to The Hague via Iraq where they can experence the true result of their horrors and allow every insurgent there have one free whip of their choice.

Osama's death is finally revealed, and it was stated after Tora Bora, that Osama has been dead for 4 years.

The rich upper percentile are taxed at 40% to reverse the deficit and all bankrupties protection for the people are restored, order all credit companies to wipe the records clean and eat their losses.

Force all CEO's who make millions off labor (such as airline bigwigs) to cut their paychecks to ONLY 3x of the highest worker's paycheck and pay back millions of dollars back to the workers, and give all unions the best pay. Happy workers makes good workers, therefore happy company makes good companies, y'know?

Ok. Enough rambling.

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