Joke I heard last night.. [View All]

[SoCalDem]

Mr Nelson and his wife go to the doctor because he's getting very forgetful, and is afraid he might have alzheimers.. They take a bunch of tests and go home to wait.. About a week later the doctor calls and talks to MRS. Nelson..

Doctor:.. Mrs. Nelson, I am afraid the lab screwed up.. They sent results for patients with the names mixed up.. Your husband's dresults came back positive for HIV AND alzheimers.. ..

Mrs Nelson:...Oh dear, Jim is so upset, and I don't want to put him through the trauma of all those tests again...

Doctor interrupts:.. Here's an easy way to know, without making him re-do all the tests.. Take him out in the woods and leave him there.. If he finds his way home....DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM :)