Reply #53: No..it's just that I am a distributor..I told you women could PM me [View All]

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and send a dollar to my PO Box in Battlecreek, Michigan and I will send you the "Complete Unabridged Gay Agenda" which includes instuctions on staging a commitment ceremony to get revenge on all your hetero friends who forced you to buy them wedding gifts. It includes instructions such as registering as MS/MS Clambiter at Nieman's and Tiffany's and includes pics on which one of you has the right body habitus to wear the tux.

There is also a special sex toys for nubians section with instructions and an additional bonus section on how to change your oil, shop for plaid shirts and cut your hair in the most andrgynous new styles.

It also has answers to the most frequently asked questions such as "mommy what's a lesbian?" Answer " I don't know, ask your father when SHE gets home."

....sorry...we are all out of harmonicorns but save your box tops and we will issue a raincheck as they are the perfect sex toy substitute and you can blow a tune into your sweetheart while she provides the background sound effects....