Reply #18: Bush and Cheney [View All]

[Lydia Leftcoast]

receive an invitation to dine at the home of Norman Podhoretz and Midge Decter (major neocons), and they're told that the menu will include typical Jewish cuisine.

George is real worried about this dinner, because he knkows that Norman and Midge are considered big intellectuals, so he confides his fears to Cheney.

Cheney says, "Don't worry. I'll do all the talking. You just smile and talk about the food, just like you used to do when you sampled tacos at Cinco de Mayo."

"Okay,"George says,"I can handle that."

So they go to dinner, and the first course is a salad made with pickled beets. George comments on how delicious it is. Then comes some gefilte fish. George asks how it's made.

Next comes the soup course. George takes a spoonful and says, "This is really good. Do you people eat any other part of the matzoh besides its balls?"