Reply #11: don't play around with port [View All]

[Clovis Sangrail]

go straight to the vodka.
1/2 Stoli Limoniya 1/2 Tonic over ice.
They taste like water and sneak up on you.

Drink 5 or 6 within an hour or so... if you're still able to pour drink a few more.
Pass out into blissful non-toothpain until you can get to the dentist.
(actually, the pain won't go away, but you wont care about it)

I've been there.
It works.

on edit:
noticed you've been eating pills... so scratch the heavy drinking.
barfing won't make you feel better.