Reply #37: 10 Rand-ian answers [View All]

[Wilhelm Klink Reich]

1. Are you a cat person? dog person? or one of those weird exotic pet owners?

Dogs. Dogs are stupid.

2. Which of the following is not a sport: auto racing, eating, figure skating, pro wrestling, golf?

'Boys throw rocks at frogs in sport' and all that..

3. Why did someone crap in my mailbox?

Probably related to your overbearing pedantry as evidenced by Question #8; possibly your laughably schmaltzy sense of romance (Question #7). Or maybe constantly harranguing people with your demented ideas of the consciously bizarre a la Question #5. Who can say, really..:shrug:

4. Those Republicans, do they suck or what?

I'm sorry, but I'm not going to rundown that sad collection of misguided mensch and proles. They're already rundown enough trying to lead their shitty lives.

It's called moral highground, asshole!

5. Have you adopted a snowflake baby? Is it because your ice cube tray is already full?

This has to be some of the weakest sexual innuendo I've read today.

6. How could I dance with another, ooooooooo, when I saw her standing there?

Well you did. No sense in recrimination now. Unless you're Catholic..and God, errrr YHWH, help you if you're Jewish.

7. If you have nothing to hide why are you afraid of being wiretapped/spied on/body cavity searched?

Economic factors. Do you know what a cavity search goes for on the open market?

8. In the film Roadhouse, why didn't Patrick Swazye take the injured Sam Eliot to the E-room instead of leaving him in agony on a filthy bar counter since he was going to the hospital anyway to warn his girlfriend?

"Say, since you're going to the hospital anyway..think I could get a lift, buddy?"

God scorns those who bum rides. Better not to be an enabler of such wickedness.

9. Is it fair to make someone wait to buy a handgun when after five days I'm not mad anymore?

When you own an M-80, who cares!?

10. When dit we stop saying macaroni and start saying pasta?

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