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mikeytherat

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Tue Oct-17-06 08:52 AM
Response to Reply #5

11. Don't go to Mall-Wart and Toy-r-Us and laugh, do this instead:

Get there before the store opens, when the teeming masses are waiting to burst forth in a frenzy of consumerism, and state the following (loudly) :

"What do mean they only have 15 (insert one or more of the following):

Blue Man Group Percussion Tubes
Designer’s World™
Dora’s Talking Cash Register™
ESPN® Fast Action Football™
Kid-Tough™ Digital Camera
Laugh & Learn™ Baby Grand Piano
Mindstorms® NXT
My Scene™ My Bling Bling™ Styling Head
Pink Nitro Notebook™
Power Rangers Deluxe Manticore Megazord
Speed Stacks® StackPack®
Sound City Railway
Tap Dancing Mumble
“T.M.X.” ™
Wii™

Then sit back, get out the digital camera, and wait for the fireworks.

:evilgrin:

mikey_the_rat

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