Reply #16: Of course this does not solve the problem of no bell ringer [View All]

[Bennyboy]

so the monks leave the sign up...
"Bell ringer wanted".

The next day there is a knock on the door.

The monk opens the door and it is another guy with no arms.

The monk says " I ahve been thorugh this before,you don't have any arms, so you can't ring the bell"

The guy says, "hey I can ring that bell"

So the monk says "well we still need a bell ringer so we'll give you a try".

Up the bell tower they go.

The Monk says "Ring that bell"

This guy guy runs up and smashes his head against the bell.

The bell rings,
but the guy is stunned so when the bell swings back it knocks the poor son of a bitch out of the bell tower and down on the street below.

The monk runs down to the street where he finds the guy laying there dead.

Just then the same cop comes by and asks the monk "Again? Do you know this guy?"

And the monk says "no, but he is a dead ringer for that guy yesterday"...