Reply #10: Bubba died in a fire when his still blew up [View All]

[Inchworm]

Bubba hardly went anywhere without his 2 friends Jake and Gomer, so the morgue had them come in to identify the body.

Jake comes in. Walks up to Bubba's corpse and rolls him over then says, "nope, that's not Bubba."

Gomer comes in. He walks up to Bubba's corpse and rolls it over. "Nope, that ain't Bubba."

The doc says, "How can you tell by looking at his hind quarters?"

Gomer says, "Everyone always said 'here comes Bubba with the two assholes' and this body only has one."

*bow*