Reply #10: Oh I can believe it [View All]

[sui generis]

Hey, most pig farmers I know don't have affairs in Madison County either.

They should have called that movie Lying Cheating Foreigner Bitches of Madison County, or Pig Fuckers of Madison County. How clever. But they didn't and I would have something really really meeeeeean to say about that too.

Imus, Savage, Matthews - you bunch of pissy little girlie men. If we watch your lovie dovie hetero snatchflicks (I'm sorry, "chick" flicks) and don't throw up don't you think you can watch one teensy weensy little movie without freaking out like the big hetero sissies you are? Did ya'll jump into each other's laps and hold each other for comfort? You big sissies.

I'm sure you know so many real cowboys. Bet you they even claim to ride horses to round up cattle - although most real cowboys use ATV's in case you didn't know. And have satellite TV and laptops and aren't just backwards boot wearin' apemen out fucking sheep on the range.