Reply #17: Maybe it's time to compose a few responsive emails [View All]

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It shouldn't be too hard to find something objectionable on the knuckle-dragging right (Little Arfin' Annie is a mother lode for this type of thing). Then compose your own email, riffing off the objectionable part, and applying it to something they hold near and dear to their mean little hearts.

When they whine and squeal about -- and they will -- select from the following gratuitous brand (accept no substitutes) rejoinders:

Cancha take a joke?

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

You're just a godless reactionary.

I must have struck a nerve for you to get so worked up.

I get criticism from both sides, so it's obvious I'm even-handed and totally fair.

You're insane with rage.