Reply #14: Aren't the three little pigs in that story someplace? What happened [View All]

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to them?

They were living in their little houses -- one made of wood, one made of straw, and one an underground bunker at an undisclosed location near Washington, I think -- and the Eye of Mordor was seen to be lasering in on them, and told them not to eat any vegetables out of Farmer McGregor's garden, and then a wolf appeared with a picnic basket from Halliburton, so they didn't have to pay the immigrant farm workers union wages, and after that they found this slipper and it only fit the chambermaid, who it turns out was an ex-librarian who married into wildcat oil money.

The full version is on Santorum's website, probably. I just love it when Ricky dips into the mythkitty to explain U.S. foreign policy.