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[Reader Rabbit]

Any zingers should concentrate on the money and class warfare aspect of their politics. Here goes.

The Republican Party:

—Demonstrating once again that profits are more important than people.

—Not getting through the eye of the needle any time soon.

—Worshipping mammon since 1856 (actually they didn't really start this until the 1920s, but oh well)

—Because there are never too many ways to say "Fuck the poor!"

—We invented the "me" generation!

—I've got mine, and I don't give a shit about you.