Can you feel the excitement? [View All]

[Patsy Stone]

Thankfully, now that Fred's all in, the campaign season can begin in earnest!

I don't know about you, but I feel a tingling down to my toes about the energy, hope, and joy Fred will bring to this election season.

Electrifying in his staid boringness, but with a totally hot wife, Fred's ready to see his vision of 1954 brought to the America he loves so much.

The world has been waiting; now it can exhale. Thank you, Fred. Thank you for bringing your grumpy old man charisma into a race already filled with so many other grumpy old men. Your ideas seem as fresh as a Lawrence Welk rerun.