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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Fri May-14-10 11:19 AM
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234. Some time ago, I took my daughter to the zoo.

One of the chimps was making very funny noises and a crazy dance. Then he shat on his hand and quickly threw feces at us. We managed to dodge it and got away from the cage. The chimp was still making his noises. We ran into a biologist who worked for the zoo. He told us, "Did you know those chimp sounds are actually a primitive form of language?" I asked, "Really? Then what's he saying right now?" The biologist answered, "He's saying, 'I won the debate.'"

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