Anthony Smith said his mom won’t let him watch porn in the house.

“Instead, he goes outside nude and walks around hoping that someone will see him,” an arrest affidavit states.
Anthony Smith

That’s what Smith, 21, told Martin County Sheriff’s deputies Nov. 14 when they went to the 1900 block of Southeast Monroe Street in Stuart for a report of a nude dude.

Two people shortly after 1 p.m. said they saw Smith standing in his yard. He had no clothes on and was masturbating.

When a sheriff’s lieutenant pulled up, he noticed Smith “bending down naked in the driveway.”

http://offthebeat.blogs.tcpalm.com/2014/12/09/1010/

Vernon police took three drivers into custody during a weekend drunken driving enforcement operation.

On Saturday at 8:08 p.m., a vehicle driven by David Caruso, 51, of 1365 Main St., Coventry, approached a checkpoint, according to an arrest report. Police immediately noticed that Caruso was drinking a beer while operating the vehicle and he was pulled over, according to an arrest report.

Police said his driver's license was under suspension for a previous driving under the influence charge.

Police said he was charged with:

• Drinking while driving.
• Operating a motor vehicle under suspension for alcohol.
• Illegally operating a motor vehicle while under suspension.
• Operating an unregistered motor vehicle.

http://patch.com/connecticut/vernon/three-charged-as-part-of-sobriety-checkpoint

Frustrated with a lack of public transportation and in desperate need to reach a certain destination, a homeless man stole an ambulance from a hospital in Pontiac on Sunday.

“He told the deputy he was hoping to go to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing,” Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said.

“You can’t make this up.”

The man, who hoped to make it to the Detroit strip club but was stopped by police in Sterling Heights, was asked why he took the ambulance.

“Apparently he said there was no public transportation available,” Bouchard said.

“Again, you can’t make this up.”

Deputies learned of the theft around 11 p.m. Sunday, when they were dispatched to the hospital in the 50 block of Perry. The ambulance had been parked at the entrance after a patient was transported to the hospital, and it was unlocked and had a cell phone inside.

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/general-news/20141201/homeless-man-steals-ambulance-in-pontiac-in-attempt-to-reach-strip-club

In fact, Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church is on the list and he openly admits that he "absolutely" hates gays:

Tucked in a Tempe strip mall sits the Faithful Word Baptist Church .

The church is not new and the controversy surrounding the beliefs of its leader are not new. However, a report released Wednesday by the Southern Poverty Law Center gives the church a new label.

The SPLC is now listing the church as a hate group targeting homosexuals in a list of hate groups operating in Arizona.

"Do I hate? Absolutely," said Faithful Word Baptist Church Pastor Steven Anderson.

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/if-hating-homosexuals-makes-our-church-hate-group-then-thats-what-we-are#sthash.Y7lsPTiA.dpuf

You want to know who the biggest hypocrite in the world is? The biggest hypocrite in the world is the person who believes in the death penalty for murderers and not for homosexuals. Hypocrite. The same God who instituted the death penalty for murderers is the same God who instituted the death penalty for rapists and for homosexuals - sodomites, queers! That's what it was instituted for, okay? That's God, he hasn't changed. Oh, God doesn't feel that way in the New Testament ... God never "felt" anything about it, he commanded it and said they should be taken out and killed.

You know why God wanted the sodomites in the Old Testament to be killed? You know why every good king of Israel, the Bible says they got rid of the sodomites in the land? You know, the good kings that came after the bad kings who had allowed the sodomites to infest their land, they had infiltrated ... King Asa got the sodomites out of the land, Jehoshaphat exterminated the sodomites that were left from the days of his father, Asa. Why? Because the sodomites are infectious, that's why. Because they're not reproducers, that goes without saying, they're recruiters.
- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/god-commands-you-kill-gays#sthash.g9quJEd0.dpuf

DELAND, Fla. (AP) — Police in Florida say a Wal-Mart shopper denied slipping $35 worth of beef tongue into his pants, but the telltale tongue told a different story.

DeLand police say 44-year-old Jason Puckett was charged last week with misdemeanor theft after a Wal-Mart security guard spotted him slipping two packages of tongue into his waistband.

When the guard confronted Puckett at the store's exit, Puckett denied stealing the packages and said he had put them back on a shelf.

But the guard told authorities Puckett then removed the tongue from his pants when he didn't think he was being watched and ran from the store.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/02/jason-puckett-cow-tongue_n_6258094.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

HOUSTON (AP) — Authorities say two teenagers attempting to carjack a vehicle in Houston were foiled by a stick shift.

The pair held the motorist at gunpoint last weekend and demanded that he tell them how to drive the vehicle. After the driver provided a few instructions, the teens ordered him out of the vehicle. He then called police.

A brief police chase ensued. Stefan Happ, an officer for the University of Texas at Houston, told KPRC-TV (http://bit.ly/1tJoDw9 ) the teens "had issues operating the vehicle."

The pair opted to flee on foot and were later apprehended.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/02/carjackers-stick-shift_n_6257800.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news