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I went into the woods to see my brother.

I had to break down the door to his house. I found him on the floor in his den.
He passed in the middle of the woods he loved.
Posted by Are_grits_groceries | Sat Jan 27, 2018, 07:19 PM (162 replies)

Lindsey Graham

I do not know what happened to Graham. Maybe his real self killed off the Russian troll in his place. Whatever.
He certainly has changed his tune. I will give him some credit but he never should have surrendered his dignity in the first place.
It is telling that few if any other elected officials have recersed course.

(Had to be my letter. lol)
Posted by Are_grits_groceries | Sun Jan 21, 2018, 10:42 AM (16 replies)

Trump Joke

A man dies and goes to heaven.

As he sits in a chair Jesus Christ takes a seat in front of him.

The man is confused because he is also surrounded by clocks

The man asks Jesus “What are all these clocks for???”

Jesus replies “These are lying clocks, the more you lie, everytime you lie, the hand turns one hour ahead”

The man asks “How about Mother Teresa's clock?”

Jesus points it out and said “It is at 12, meaning she never told a lie”

The man stares in awe and points out a clock, “Whose clock is that?”

Jesus answers,“That is Sally’s, it is at two, meaning she told 2 lies.”

The man gets curious because he can't find Donald Trump’s clock.

The man finally asks “Where is Donald Trump’s clock?”

Jesus calmly looks him dead in the eye and says,

“It's being used as a ceiling fan in God's office”
Posted by Are_grits_groceries | Tue Jan 16, 2018, 03:57 AM (1 replies)

Who knows?

Glad he finally took on Trump again though whatever the reason.
Posted by Are_grits_groceries | Sun Jan 14, 2018, 08:00 AM (0 replies)

Here is my letter to Lindsay Graham:

Senator Graham,

I was born and bred in South Carolina and have followed its politics for over 60 years. I am a Democrat and have disagreed with you about policies many times. However, I also know a little of your life story and your determination to succeed while taking care of your sister is very admirable. As a JAG and a Senator I felt you were a good representative for our state no matter how much we differed.

However, I no longer recognize the person I have admired. You have gone from a critic of the Trump administration on several vital issues to a lapdog who does nothing. As a JAG and from your Senatorial experience, you of all people know the damage being done in many areas. This is well beyond Democrat versus Republican. People are taking sides about the very foundations our country was built upon.

There have been many rumors that you are being blackmailed. I would have dismissed this out of hand but your behavior is so unlike the person I have admired. I am ashamed of you.

As a JAG, you took an oath as well as when you became a Senator. Either uphold that oath even at risk to yourself or resign immediately. I know I may be asking a steep price, but this country is worth any price and that includes sacrificing me and mine. If it ever reaches that point, I will not stand on the sidelines and watch the destruction.

Man up or get out. You can be Smedly Butler or Benedict Arnold. The choice is yours.

(Short version: Get up or get out)
Posted by Are_grits_groceries | Thu Jan 11, 2018, 02:01 PM (51 replies)
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