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Dumb Criminals: Three Vegas Women Allegedly Hid Stolen Rolexes In Vaginas

Police say that three women who joined a pair of Encore hotel guests in their room distracted them during sex to steal their Rolex watches, which they later hid in their bodies during the getaway.

Metro Police say Bryanna Warren, Trinity Kennard and Charmella Triggs took the two watches, worth about $16,000 combined, from the hotel room of two Indian tourists Aug. 17 after engaging in sexual activities with the men.

The women were indicted Wednesday on charges of conspiracy to commit grand larceny, robbery and grand larceny.

According to the arrest report:

Warren and Triggs approached one of the men at a hotel bar. The man and the women returned to a hotel room shared by the tourists, where Kennard joined them. The man's friend arrived soon after.

While engaging in sexual activities with the two men, the women allegedly persuaded them to remove their watches. According to the report, the men then noticed the Rolex Submariner, valued at about $12,000, and the Rolex GMT Master, worth about $4,000, were missing.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2014/aug/27/police-women-stole-rolexes-las-vegas-tourists-hid-/


I'm pretty sure that voids the warranty, doesn't it?

Japanese High School Baseball Game Lasts 4 Days, 50 Innings

Baseball games go to extra innings sometimes, making it a late night for everyone.

It's not often that those extra innings go on for days and days.

But in Japan, a high school baseball game did just that: lasting four days and 50 innings.

Yes, that's right, 50 innings.

And the teams weren't trading runs either.

The game between Chukyo and Sotoku high schools was scoreless until the final inning.

Chukyo finally was able to put runs on the board and won the game 3-0.


http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/japanese-high-school-baseball-game-last-four-days-50-innings-083114


Dumb Criminals: 3 Illinois Women Arrested For Church Meth Lab

HILLSBORO, Ill. (AP) - Southern Illinois authorities have charged two women with cooking methamphetamine in a rural Hillsboro church.

The State Journal-Register reports 53-year-old Judith Hemken of Litchfield and 26-year-old Tiffany Burton of Hillsboro were charged with participating in manufacturing meth in a church Wednesday. They could each face nine to 40 years in prison if convicted.

Undersheriff Rick Robbins says authorities responded to a call Tuesday from a Waveland Church member about an apparent meth lab. He says deputies stopped a vehicle the caller had described and arrested the women. It’s unclear if they have ties to the church.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/28/church-meth-lab_n_5732530.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News


Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Mom Busted By 7 Year Old Son For Cooking Meth In Garage

EDGEWATER, Fla.-- A seven-year-old boy in Florida says his mom was cooking and using methamphetamine -- so he turned her in, police say.

The boy and his 26-year-old mother were living in Edgewater with her boyfriend's brother, Peter.

He says the boy he thinks of as a nephew told him for days that his mom was cooking "something bad."

Peter says it took days before the boy worked up the courage to show him what it was. "...and her son, who's seven, just told me she keeps bad stuff in her car, and he opened up the trunk and she has a meth lab in her trunk."

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/briana-buchanan-florida-mother-arrested-after-son-turned-her-in


I am the one who knocks!!!

Dumb Criminals: Montana Man Calls Cops After Stripper Refuses To Have Sex

A Butte man miffed about a lap dance cut short called police and ended up in cuffs.

Police say the 53-year-old man reported he did not get the sex act he requested as part of his $350 private dance at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club near the Rocker truck stop, west of Butte. Officers informed him asking an exotic dancer for a sexual gratification is illegal and put him in jail for solicitation of prostitution.

William McDaniel called police at about 10:30 p.m. Saturday reporting that his lapdance did not have the ending he requested. The private dance in the backroom was supposed to include multiple songs, but when McDaniel became “sexually aggressive” toward the woman, the dancing stopped.

http://mtstandard.com/news/local/butte-man-s-lap-dance-desires-shorted-ends-up-cuffed/article_2e0f7c8a-2709-11e4-bf52-0019bb2963f4.html


Really Dumb Criminals: NC Fugitive Wins Donut Eating Contest At Event Full Of Police

ELIZABETH CITY, N.C. — Doughnut Eating Champion: It’s a title that led to 24-year-old Bradley Hardison’s arrest.

For nearly nine months, Hardison was a man on the run; he was wanted for felony break-ins in Camden County.

What finally did him in? A doughnut eating contest at an anti-crime event packed with police.
Bradley Hardison

Bradley Hardison

“I did congratulate him,” says Lt. Max Robeson, a deputy with the Camden County Sheriff’s Office. “Good for him. He can eat a lot of doughnuts. Good for him.”

The competition was for the Elizabeth City Police Department’s National Night Out Against Crime event. In just two minutes time Hardison devoured eight glazed doughnuts.

http://myfox8.com/2014/08/08/nc-man-arrested-after-winning-doughnut-eating-contest/




Dumb Criminals: DUI Suspect Wearing Women's Underwear Crashes Into Florida Retirment Home.

Why? It's Florida!

TAMPA — A man wearing a bra and women's underwear fled from a traffic stop early Tuesday and crashed a car into the side of a Hyde Park retirement home, Tampa police said.

The crash happened just after 3 a.m. at the Tampa Baptist Manor apartment building on Grand Central and S Plant Avenues.

Police said the driver, Rico Antwan Jones, 28, who has a history of prostitution arrests and goes by the name "Diamond," fled while driving a red Mustang after officers tried to stop him for driving the wrong way on S Howard Avenue early Tuesday, police said. Jones continued driving before jumping a curb, crossing a grass yard, cutting through a line of shrubs and colliding with the building.

Jones showed signs of being impaired, police said, but he was not seriously injured. When he crashed, he was wearing women's underwear, a bra, and high heels, police said. He climbed out of the wreckage and tried to run before he was subdued by arriving officers.

Jones was treated at Tampa General Hospital for injuries police described as "minor." He was later booked in jail on charges of fleeing to elude, DUI with property damage, leaving the scene of an accident, and driving with a suspended license.The crash happened just after 3 a.m. at the Tampa Baptist Manor apartment building on Grand Central and S Plant Avenues.

Police said the driver, Rico Antwan Jones, 28, who has a history of prostitution arrests and goes by the name "Diamond," fled while driving a red Mustang after officers tried to stop him for driving the wrong way on S Howard Avenue early Tuesday, police said. Jones continued driving before jumping a curb, crossing a grass yard, cutting through a line of shrubs and colliding with the building.

Jones showed signs of being impaired, police said, but he was not seriously injured. When he crashed, he was wearing women's underwear, a bra, and high heels, police said. He climbed out of the wreckage and tried to run before he was subdued by arriving officers.

Jones was treated at Tampa General Hospital for injuries police described as "minor." He was later booked in jail on charges of fleeing to elude, DUI with property damage, leaving the scene of an accident, and driving with a suspended license.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/accidents/car-crashes-into-tampa-retirement-home/2192538


John Oliver Destroys The Payday Loan Industry



The fact that they keep getting away with what they are doing is seriously criminal.

Dumb Criminals: British Man Arrested For Mowing His Lawn Naked

SHREWSBURY — A Lake Street man became a spectacle for motorists this week as they slowed their cars and took photographs of him doing yardwork completely in the nude, according to police.

Police said Richard Capra, 69, of 437C Lake St., was extremely intoxicated and belligerent when they confronted him about 3:42 p.m. Monday after receiving calls from motorists.

Mr. Capra was allegedly 20 feet from a public road using a leaf blower to clean his driveway.

"Several vehicles were slowing and taking photographs of the incident while it unfolded," police wrote in the report.

After becoming belligerent with police, he was arrested and given some clothing to put on before he was transported to the Police Department.

http://www.telegram.com/article/20140806/NEWS/308069608/1116


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